Are you ready?
Prepare to have your eye holes rocked!
Laying waste to the entire shoreline with a power flex shockwave. Those waves are moving back out to sea, fleeing from my awesome might.
Destroying the clouds with mind bullets. I keep my electrolyte levels high by filtering ocean water through my leg hairs.
I'm not reading, I'm absorbing the essence of a thousand mighty redwoods.
During training, I subsist on a strict diet of fermented ox blood and local water. I find the ox blood to be rich in minerals and raw, visceral power. I drink the water because I like to break a gastrointestinal sweat too.
Every training plan should include a recovery session. Here, I relax in a hammock hand kitted for me by the mermaid I seduced with my superfresh dance moves.